* Update* I wrote this when I was reflecting on years of an unhealthy, unfulfilling pattern with a man I adored. I get so many hits a day from people who google "top signs he loves you" and I feel bad to have this sarcas…

I didn't want to post this, so as to give attention to assholes across the world who are just desperately seeking attention. However, it still pisses me off so I want to publicly vent about loser men in monogrammed shirt…